The Zombie Beholder mug

Ok here's the deal, is it stupidly big, definitely two handed and absolutely impractical? Did it take me several days to make because I obsessed over it for far too long?
Yes yes yes and DEFINITELY yes.

Do you want it anyway? Probably also yes. After all, you're here looking at it..... And it's looking back.

Hot and Cold safe
microwave safe
food safe
Hand Wash Only
(I will not be liable for any loss of life caused by this beholder)