Tall Fairy Door

Immigrating from New York, these Townhouse Faries are a bit fill of themselves. I hear them sometimes, buzzing around my house and judging my art and using big words like "derivative" and "bromidic". I've yet to get them with my fly swatter, but rest assured, I'll get the little b*****ds. 
Please note, you will not be able to pick the colour of your door. Faries don't go in for choosing these sort of things, so you will receive a fancy fairy door of indeterminate colour.
This one is particularly delicate, so please take care.